Saturday, 4 October 2008

MATIGNON MURDER!

The market town of Matignon is just 3 miles away, and the peace and serenity has suddenly been shattered by a murder mystery.
The mayor of Matignon, his wife and their 12 dogs were all found dead in their house.
Seems the Mayor went mad and killed his wife with a knife, slaughtered the dogs, then cut his own wrists in the bath.
A real shocker in this quiet area. It's been on national news.
I would like to say at this point that at the time of the incident, Al was cooking a meal.
The knife has been DNA tested and the results are conclusive...Never slice a courgette lengthways!

1 comment:

brittanyfezzhead said...

so it was the mayor in the bathroom with the dagger, id have put my mortgage on colonel mustard in the study with the lead piping