LEARN FRENCH WITH AL AND MARIE.

I was deeply saddened to see that Southampton lost 2-0 last night.

So, for those of you travelling through France in the next few months, if you see somebody wearing a Southampton shirt, please cheer them up by singing this little ditty in French.

Bournemouth sit 4th whilst poor Saints are in the bottom 3.

"Another bottle of vintage wine over here waiter."

IN FRENCH:

Si j'avais les ailes d'un moineau;

Si j'avais le fond d'une corneille;

Je volerais au-dessus de Southampton demain;

Et merde sur ces personnes ci-dessous.

IN ENGLISH:

If I had the wings of a sparrow,

and I had the arse of a crow,

I would fly over Southampton tomorrow,

And shit on those people below.