There it was larger than life.
Hovering above the house with an eerie droning noise just after midnight.
It sat above the village for about 3 minutes before zooming off in a westerly direction at lightening speed.
Obviously looking for signs of intelligent life in the area.
No humans have been reported missing, but 2 goats have been reported stolen from a nearby field.
The aliens are wondering why the intelligent life in France are eating hay and rutting every half an hour!
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