THE LION, THE WITCH, AND SANTA GO ON HOLIDAY.
Once upon a time in a land far away lived a Lion, a Witch, and Santa Paws.
They had grown tired of their land after years of doing the same old walks day after day.
Things were restless in their home.
"Roar" said Arthur the Lion.
Same old walk day in day out. Chasing deer and hares.
It's just so boring.
I want an adventure."
"Good idea" said Bella the Witch.
"I want to go where there is a bit of sunshine and lots
of friendly people who will throw sticks all day."
"I think I know just the place" said Shep the Grumpy Old Santa.
"North Korea has been in the news lately. Sounds like a fun place.
Let's have 2 weeks there"
"Bolox Roar" said Arthur. "Are you off your kennel?
They eat dogs there. Not that it will affect me because I am a tough Lion."
"Do you want some?"
"No thanks Mr Lion" said The Wealdstone Raider.
"Well, if they eat dogs, I don't want to go, and will just sleep here for 2 weeks" said Bella the Witch.
"I have an idea" said Grumpy Old Santa.
"Let's go to North Korea and assassinate the President,
and perhaps a regime change will mean better conditions for dogs"
Oh no!
What is happening?
Fizzzzz brrrrr,,Zzzzz
"This is North Korea. Your account has been hacked.
Do not take the piss out of our illustrious leader and if this pantomime is shown on the net, we declare all out war on the Kennel Club."
"Damn, our illustrious leader Mr Kim has been turned into a half pig by Bella the Witch.
You win! You win!
Publish your crap pantomime Infidels"
"Wow" said Arthur.
"I just had the strangest dream.
I thought I was a Lion and ate the Wealdstone Raider"
"That's nothing" said Bella.
I had a dream and I was a witch and turned one of the most dangerous men on the planet in to a pig."
"I had a dream that I was Santa, when really I am a Reindeer.
How mad is that?"
Anyway Bella, some dreams do come true.
You did turn the most dangerous man in the World in to a pig!"
MERRY XMAS EVERYONE
FROM THE GARD MANOIR
IN FRANCE.
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