CHEAP WINE

Went to Lidl today as there is a wine promotion on. 3 litres of rose, just 4 euros 80 cents (About £3-90). What's it like?

I had to write this poem.

I saw this wine in Lidl,

As cheap as cheap can be.

I've only had 2 glasses,

And now I cannot see.

But a bargain is a bargain,

We all like to buy cheap booze.

But careful how you pour it,

Don't spill it on your shoes.

The leather has all melted,

Burnt right through to my sock.

Glad there's none on my trousers,

I might have burnt my c**k.

But now I've learnt my lesson,

In future i'll no more,

Drink Lidl's battery acid,

And puke up on the floor.