Dateline:
Sunday 17th May.
1700hrs
St Potan
After mustering the contents of the freezer, I have accidentally left out a leg of lamb on the table in the garage.
20 minutes later on arrival back in the garage, we have a crime scene.
Teeth marks are found in the forgotten piece of lamb, and a suspect is seen leaving the vicinity licking his lips.
Call CRIMESTOPPERS on 07793 999 999
if you recognise this dog caught on camera.
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